A while ago
Me: Momâ€™s Best Friend, would you do a huge favor for me?
Me: I donâ€™t have anyone to fluff my train and veil right before I walk down the aisle. Would you mind?
MBF: Of course!
Mom: Oh, MBF is so excited about being your fluffer!
Me: So I was talking to my mom.
DJ: Oh? (sips beer)
Me: She says MBF is really excited about being my fluffer. (waits)
DJ: !!! (snorts beer and turns purple)