Generation Gap

A while ago
Me: Mom’s Best Friend, would you do a huge favor for me?
MBF: ??
Me: I don’t have anyone to fluff my train and veil right before I walk down the aisle. Would you mind?
MBF: Of course!

Somewhat later
Me: Weddingweddingwedding
Mom: Oh, MBF is so excited about being your fluffer!
Me: …

Me: So I was talking to my mom.
DJ: Oh? (sips beer)
Me: She says MBF is really excited about being my fluffer. (waits)
DJ: !!! (snorts beer and turns purple)